Just when I thought Morning Musume couldn’t get any more badass, 9th generation kicks (a shitload of asses) in.
I was REALLY excited about the announcement I almost forgot to eat. And drink alcohol. I was staring at Wotachat, waiting for something, or someone who could get this impatience out of me. My legs couldn’t stop shaking, and I was wondering who might get in MM. And at the same time praying that Tsunku wouldn’t fuck this shit up, and then, THE ANNOUNCEMENT. Someone over Wotachat was telling us the results (Thanks Murr! I’m your bitch now!), and I couldn’t believe guys at UFA stopped being such dicks and get things straight this time.
I’m really happy! I really am. I haven’t been this happy since 5th gen audition (although at the time I was like “Meh” for Konno. Now, I totally love her) and satisfied too. I mean, when was the last time MM had a really strong singer?!
Explosive Isamu Presents: The 9th Generation.
Sayashi Riho: The “If-it-wasn’t-for-MM-she-would-be-in-AKB” girl.
The cutie of the 4. Also, Tsunku is totally checking out her pre-teen boobs. Bad, BAD man.
I have to start with the talent. OF COURSE. She excelled at everything in the auditions, so why wouldn’t she be (in an alternate timeline, where I’m Tsunku and I’m doing Takahashi) in the group? She was destined to be in MM, right? WRONG. I don’t know what the fuck’s up with these guys at UFA, but they have a thing for sending back home the real talent in the auditions. *cofKusumicofKoharucof*. If you see a girl this age with all that talent, you will be retarded to let her go. Seriously, she’s like Takahashi’s talent, with a bit of Reina’s attitude and confidence and Sayumi’s cuteness.
Suzuki Kanon: The average girl.
“Glad she’s in Momusu, so I can get a chance to figure her out!” – AoiUsa.
I kinda get what AoiUsa means. It’s like, really, what’s so appealing about this girl? I don’t know. I just don’t. May be her smile (she has a cute little smile) or how she sings. She looks really energetic and happy, so I can’t complain anyways. But surely, this girl feels like a mistery to me. Or maybe, just maybe… do I see some resemblance to Ishikawa here? I mean, her face’s shape is identical… I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. Stop asking. Her singing is OK, but she can improve. Not like Riho. She’s perfect. I’m so biased. Kill me please.
Ikuta Erina: The mature(ish) girl.
Tsunku is unimpressed and rolls eyes. Me too. For now.
Hey, do I see another Eri in here? She gives me that vibe. When Eri was in the group, I was like: “Meh, this girl is not going far”. And then, OMG ERIC KAMEZOU IS FUCKIN’ FUNNY I’D TOTALLY LET HIM BANG ME OH WAIT HE IS A GIRL THAT’S FUCKED UP. Therefore, I have a lot of my hope in her. She has that kind of potential, that, when used right, can be really explosive! And she’s a natural beauty, so that gives her extra points. Her only bad thing is that she seems to lack confidence, but hell, we have Riho for that, don’t we?
Fukumura Mizuki: The experienced girl.
I feel so guilty for not knowing anything about her sooner.
The Egg world is an unknown one to me. I barely know Sezaki Azusa (who has disappeared. Thank to AoiUsa (or it was Murr?) for pointing that out. Thanks for bursting my bubble, dammit. Now I’m going to stalk you and pop your ass off. That’s a joke. Not. Not.) because I found her utterly cute when she was announced. And the ones I knew are in S/mileage or MIA. So yeah, I don’t know what to expect from this girl, but I’m certain that in due time I’ll get to know more about her. Congratulations to this girl for being the only Egg chosen for MM!
That being said, I love how the 9th generation came to be. I see a really badass year ahead of us!
ALSO! Last but certainly not least, Kikkawa Yuu! HECK YEAH! MOST EPIC SOLOIST IN H!P DAMMIT! CHOKE ON THAT SHIT MANOERI! I’m kidding, I love ya, Mano. More-o-less. But this is great news, amirite? H!P has been lacking soloists, and Kikka is a really beautiful one (Notice: How I don’t give a flying fuck about her voice), and she really deserved to have an actual career in music. “Hey, being an Egg is having a career in music!”. Shut up. I only care about sales, singles, albums, performances and money. And Eggs don’t have that, do they? ANSWER: NO. So fuck off.
The Explosive Wota 
Oh. My. Gaki. That picture of Mano at the end of the post is terrifying. I wasn’t expecting it and it was like she just JUMPED OUT at me with her evil Idol-eating face. T_T No fair.
Haha, thanks for quoting me so much (and yeah, that was me who killed your Sezaki dreams. Sorry!). If you want to know something about any of the eggs, you can ask me. I know most of them pretty well. :)
Lol at the poll. Zukki is my tentative favorite because of her enthusiasm, smile and thighs~… but that’s an excellent orange pic of kikkawa…
~Siggy
Yeah, Zukki’s smile is awesome! She has a lot of potential, too. But I’m more into Riho (as you may have seen xD). It’s not because she the most talented one of the bunch, it’s because she’s REALLY cute. I like my idols cute, so that’s why I’m totally in love with Sayumi, JunJun, or Kago. Zukki is cute, but…